So I'm walking through Central Park and I am craving a coffee again. I started to wonder how can I get my dog to be a service dog? I know there are a lot of different organizations. You know when I was Paris I remember that the dogs were always in the store with their owners. Its was the equivalent of the dogs shopping in Bergdorf Goodman shopping with their owners.
Luckily I happened upon a excellent cup from Chase Bank. It is such the awesome Indian summer. So while I'm walking through the park I run into three Yorkies. So one of the Yorkie is fat like a pregnant dog. I immediately asked the owner.
Me: Is she pregnant?
Owner: You know my dog is just fat I don't know why anyone would ask if he's pregnant.
That was when I noticed it had a penis.
Owner: I mean so he likes to eat I don't know why they would ask.
She looked pissed. I didn't know that fat dogs got offend. Well I smiled and left the lady and her fat dog. So I ended walking down to one of the local yogurt spots. I noticed on the television that Mark Wahlberg was promoting The Wounded Warrior Project. This organization is to foster the most successful, well-adjusted generation of wounded service members in our nation's history. It also raises awareness and enlists the public aid for the needs of injured service members. I thought what a great idea because there definitely should be more awareness of the wounded service men and women.
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