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So I'm walking down Madison Avenue today thinking where is my beatiful wife and my beautiful car while looking at all of these beautiful people and things. So I'm not with my "friend" so I'm thinking to myself at this point.
Self: Where can I get a free coffee (Think Mike Myer's Coffee talk accent)
Self: My bank.
So I see this beautiful dog that is like three colors with freckles like marks. I'm aware that freckle like marks isn't technically a dog color but I know when you get three colors its like a tri-color Cocker Spaniel its other level shit. So I say to the owner is that a Grand Bleu De Gascogne? In my best french sounding pronuciation. It looks like someting french to me I actually have no fucking idea what kind of dog it is so now I have to know. She says in an actual french accent no its a Basset Hound Beagle mix. I pet the dog and then it barks she smiles and says "No barking". It was so chic you know classy. I actually found out today that Basset Hounds are French. So I head down to Godiva chocolate to get a free sample because I have a Godiva Chocolate card(said with deep Chicago accent). Insidentally I haven't seen a Pomeranian today. (Sad face)
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