Get Smart Samsung Gallery Studio pop-up store

Samsung Gallery Studio pop-up Soho very cool. I went a visited and was able to get free speakers and a latte. Very fun stuff.  I was able sample the Samsung Galaxy Smart Watch while also using there software that turns your watch or tab into a universal television controller. 

Cesar a Pomeranian and a wannabe

So today I ordered a coffee and Hot chocolate mix. I was trying to duplicate the taste of autentic(authentic I'm imitating a friends accent. He says authentic) Mexican hot chocolate.  One of the best places to get MHC is in Brooklyn at Brownstone Bagels and Bread Co.

Me: I need some smell good (cologne). 

Siân Phillips as Rev. Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam in Dune (1984)

So I just watched a sit down talk with Giada and Alton Brown at the Apple store in Soho. I have always thought that she is one of the most beautiful women. You know what I find interesting about her is that her food is like Italian served Japanese style. Its always very pretty.  She mentioned that her father did the film Dune one of my favorite films. It made me think of the breeding program in Dune. You know one of the perfectly bred dogs is the Italian Spinone. If I could I ever have a large dog it would be an Italian Spinone. They are truly a breed perfected. They look like the lazy friend to have in your life. Every time I have seen one they are calm. I just feel like they are the dog that you want sitting next to you while you read and eat liverwurst and crackers. Incidentally its heuderve season so lots of tasting going on.

Me: Do we like to make things Black and White? You know like the White tiger or Black panther with a pattern. 

I saw a white Fat gold fish that I want. It seemed rare and I want it.

Coffee in Central Park



Coffee

So I'm walking through Central Park and I am craving a coffee again. I started to wonder how can I get my dog to be a service dog? I know there are a lot of different organizations. You know when I was Paris I remember that the dogs were always in the store with their owners. Its was the equivalent of the dogs shopping in Bergdorf Goodman shopping with their owners. 

Luckily I happened upon a excellent cup from Chase Bank. It is such the awesome Indian summer. So while I'm walking through the park I run into three Yorkies. So one of the Yorkie is fat like a pregnant dog. I immediately asked the owner.

Me: Is she pregnant?

Owner: You know my dog is just fat I don't know why anyone would ask if he's pregnant. 

That was when I noticed it had a penis.

Owner: I mean so he likes to eat I don't know why they would ask.

She looked pissed. I didn't know that fat dogs got offend. Well I smiled and left the lady and her fat dog. So I ended walking down to one of the local yogurt spots. I noticed on the television that Mark Wahlberg  was promoting The Wounded Warrior Project. This organization is to foster the most successful, well-adjusted generation of wounded service members in our nation's history. It also raises awareness and enlists the public aid for the needs of injured service members. I thought what a great idea because there definitely should be more awareness of the wounded service men and women.

Basset-Bound Technically a french dog

Basset Hound

So I'm walking down Madison Avenue today thinking where is my beatiful wife and my beautiful car while looking at all of these beautiful people and things. So I'm not with my "friend" so I'm thinking to myself at this point. 

Self: Where can I get a free coffee (Think Mike Myer's Coffee talk accent)

Self: My bank.

So I see this beautiful dog that is like three colors with freckles like marks. I'm aware that freckle like marks isn't technically a dog color but I know when you get three colors its like a tri-color Cocker Spaniel its other level shit. So I say to the owner is that a Grand Bleu De Gascogne? In my best french sounding pronuciation. It looks like someting french to me I actually have no fucking idea what kind of dog it is so now I have to know.  She says in an actual french accent no its a Basset Hound Beagle mix. I pet the dog and then it barks she smiles and says "No barking". It was so chic you know classy. I actually found out today that Basset Hounds are French. So I head down to Godiva chocolate to get a free sample because I have a Godiva Chocolate card(said with deep Chicago accent). Insidentally I haven't seen a Pomeranian today. (Sad face)

Sopressata and the dreaded Pomeranian

Sopressata

So today I'm walking down the street headed towards midtown to pick up a prescription from my favorite pharmacy Walgreens. Before I get there I am admiring the Indian summer in New York and I see a Pomeranian with dreads. The Pomeranian technically doesn't have dreads but it needed a visit to the groomer. Incidentally it looked like its anal glands were swollen so I vomited a little in my mouth and kept walking. You know my friend is a dog groomer so I know that they actually do this thing to clean there anal glands. Its so disgusting but I am aware of it. You know I used to own a Himalayan cat so I know what it is when a animal with that kind of hair is getting regularly groomed they get matted dreads. I miss her she was kind of an idiot but unfortunately I had to take her to a No Kill shelter in Evanston I'm sure she has a good home. A matter of fact I bet she is rich and thinks fuck you previous owner everyday of the first of her nine lives.

So I make it between the 90's and the 80's from the Bronx and I decide to get some lotion to help me to smell good. I stop in one of my favorite smell goods L'OCCITANE They have free hand massage with a complimentary mimosa.

Self: Why isn't my bank open? Well my bank is closed so I'll try a different bank.

• TD Bank is open on Sunday why isn't my bank open? So I go inside because I actually have a abandoned account at this bank. I basically need some coffee and I am not paying. So I grab a pink lolly pop which the bank has to remember breast cancer awareness. So I walk a little farther down and I make it to Grand Central and go into the market in the building and I am coaxed into tasting some sopressata. It tastes great I'll try it again. Its $17.99 a pound for that special pooch.

• Thinking

Why is tongue so cute its not just Pomeranians.

Good Pomeranian and Bad Pomeranian

Smart Guy

So I was walking with a friend of mine in New York in an elevated park The High Line that I thought was one of the most beautiful places I have ever been. I noticed that I was able to see the most incredible views of New Jersey a state that has a new Senator and an old Mayor of Newark I'll miss from the area. So I we passed a black and a red Pomeranian. One of them had one of those tongues that stick out to the left side of his or her mouth. I said to my friend.

Me: Why do you think so many of them have tongues like that.

Friend: Thats a Pomeranian.

Me: You know thats a Spitz.

Friend: Thats a Pomeranian.

Me: So I think they are the only Spitz dogs with those tongues.

Friend: Thats a Pomeranian.

SPITZ

A Spat about Spitz.

Chow

Pomeranian

So the other day I was walking with a friend and we were walking down the street and we had just left our favorite pharmacy. You know there is nothing like going to your favorite pharmacy and admiring the wonderful sites in New York. So I am a dog freak. My buddy is like me so when we see dogs we challenge each other and try and name the breed before each other. So we both noticed a dog at the same time and we both said simultaneously Pomeranian!!!

Me: You know that dog is in the Spitz family.

Friend: No its a Pomeranian.

So I felt very smart now and he said excuse me sir is that a Pomeranian?

Guy: Yes

Friend: I told you.

Me: You know its in the Spitz Family.

He paused and then I decided I would share this major info with him. I thought I was really smart I really wasn't I just know it is in the Spitz family. Of course the guy with dog was looking at him  and started conversation.

Friend Sir isn't that dog a Pomeranian?

Me: Its in the Spitz family.

Guy: Its a Pomeranian! He looked at me offended and walked off.

Me: You know its in the Spitz Family?

Friend: Its a Pomeranian.

Me: You know Chows are Spitz also. So technically a Pomeranian is a miniature Chow.



SPITZ